Rainbow Dash: You'll show 'em a good time! Fluttershy: You can do it! Rarity: We have absolute confidence in your abilities, Pinkie Pie. Maybe.? Applejack: You're the best gosh-darn party planner in Equestria. Pinkie Pie: It's a disaster! Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie, tonight's Yakyakistan theme party is more important than ever! You'll make them forget all about this afternoon, right? Because if it's not perfect, they're gonna smash everything! And I'm not sure how much more smashing this visit can take! Pinkie Pie: I definitely will! I think. Prince Rutherford: This not yak snow! Prince Rutherford and Yaks: Pinkie Pie: Seriously?!. Pinkie Pie: Listen up! Tell your faces to hold onto their frowns, 'cause they're about to get turned upside-down! Prince Rutherford: Hold your frown, face! Pinkie Pie: Hit it, Rainbow Dash! Pinkie Pie: Just like Yakyakistan snow, right? Because snow is snow, no matter where it comes from. Prince Rutherford and Yaks: Prince Rutherford: This no taste like yak fabric! Yaks destroy! Prince Rutherford and Yaks: Pinkie Pie: Everything's gonna be fine. I hope you'll find them- Prince Rutherford and Yaks: Rarity. Very rare, imported from the Crystal Empire to match your northern sensibilities. Rarity: Yes! These are some of my favorite materials. These antlers lie! These not Yakyakistani animals! Yaks smash! Prince Rutherford and Yaks: Pinkie Pie: Okay, well. Presenting animals, Yakyakistan style! Prince Rutherford: Animals cute.
Prince Rutherford: Not perfect! Yaks destroy! Prince Rutherford and Yaks: Applejack: Pinkie Pie, what do we do?! Pinkie Pie: And now, for your entertainment pleasure. Prince Rutherford: Wait! This not yak hay! Pinkie Pie: Well, we didn't have actual hay from Yakyakistan, but we tried our best to make it just like yours. Pinkie Pie: You can snooze here all afternoon, 'cause you're gonna need a lot of energy for my party tonight! Applejack: That wasn't so hard. Pinkie Pie: Applejack and I made hay beds like you're used to back in Yakyakistan. Let's get out there and make some new friends! Main cast sans Twilight: Applejack: We know y'all are noble warriors who avoid the so-called finer things, so me and my family would be honored if you rested here in the barn during your visit. Pinkie Pie: No problem! Twilight Sparkle: Good. That means doing everything we can to make this place feel like Yakyakistan. Twilight Sparkle: Remember, we want to make sure Equestria feels like home. Pinkie Pie: I know! Yaks are so cool! Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie Pie, can you show them around town? I know you have to plan the friendship party too, but it would really help make them feel welcome. Applejack: Pretty sure that's what fur's always for, Pinkie Pie. Pinkie Pie: I did, I did! Did you know they live so far north of the Crystal Empire that it's cold all the time? Yaks have yak fur to keep them warm. Now, who read the seven-volume cross-indexed history of Yakyakistan I recommended? Rainbow Dash: Um. Twilight Sparkle: All we have to do is show them how great it can be to have friends before Princess Celestia arrives for the friendship party tonight. Rainbow Dash: I think they broke my record for most stuff broken in under a minute. Yaks always get mad when things not perfect! Twilight Sparkle: Prince Rutherford: This no taste like yak food! Fake pony food make yaks mad! Prince Rutherford and Yaks: Pinkie Pie: Is it okay to be nervous now? Applejack: Them yaks sure have a funny way of sayin' "howdy." Rarity: They're different, that's all. Prince Rutherford: If things not perfect, yaks get mad.
Twilight Sparkle: We've prepared a banquet of traditional yak foods. Friends for a thousand moons! Twilight Sparkle: You must be hungry after a long journey. Yaks hope for great friendship between ponies and yaks. On behalf of all of us, I welcome you to Equestria. Spike: Prince Rutherford: Ponies! Greetings, ponies! Twilight Sparkle: Prince Rutherford, your Majesty. In fact, Yakyakistan is so far north of the Crystal Mountains, nopony's even been there! Imagine the look on Princess Celestia's face when she finds out we made friends with a yak prince! I'm calm! I'm calm. Remember, Equestria and Yakyakistan haven't opened their borders for hundreds of moons. Applejack: You've been plannin' this shindig for weeks.
Fluttershy: They're probably just as nervous as you are. Everything's gonna be fine! Pinkie Pie: Twilight, tell those butterflies in your tummy to beat it! Making new friends is always fun.